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And it came to pass in the Age of Insanity that the people of the land called America, having lost their morals, their initiative, and their will to...

Year 2029 HEADLINES FROM THE YEAR: 2029 Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world,...

This just in: Lake Delhi Dam in Iowa has failed! Democrats and Liberals are up in arms. Flooding in Iowa causes typical white people to turn...

So as not to be outdone by all the redneck, hillbilly, and Texan jokes, somebody had to come up with this. You know you're from California if: ...

There was a blurb in the Sunday printed edition that went like this: "WHAT's YOUR BEEF? We want to which is your favorite locally made burger? ...

Mark it down as "The Great Porn Infestation of MOF" Discuss

The 43rd Annual Original Terlinqua International Frank X Tolbert - Wick Fowler Championship Chili Cookoff kicks off November 6th in Terlinqua. ...

Josh, have I told you lately that you are wonderful? The time is perfect. It's mostly during my sleeping time. Heehee

Is there anyway to change the settings on my account so the first post in a thread is first, rather than the most recent post?

The Economy The economy is so bad that… …I got a pre–declined credit card in the mail. …I ordered a burger at McDonalds, and the kid...

This letter is a thing of beauty (even if the language is a bit rough).. You definitely feel the guy's pain! An actual letter to the passport...

In line with President Obamas call for tough choices to be made by all Americans, I have sent the following e-mail to my fellow Business Owners...

Byline Clint Nygursky CreamPuffwar, or more accurately, CreamStuffedQQ has resorted to non-fiction as reported somewhere on the internet, which...

Hundreds of homes near the French city of Marseille were evacuated this week because of forest fires. The flames quickly spread over an area five...

Byline Clint Nygusky of MoFaux News Michael Jackson suffered cardiac arrest today and couldn't "Beat It". Staff reports that Michael never...

MIDLAND POLICE DEPARTMENT NEWS RACIAL PROFILING PRESENTATION The City of Midland will come together with Midland County for a neighborhood...

obama's green guru The Eurasion calls for white roofs president obama's US sub-secretary to proselytize Protestants adviser has suggested all the...

AP Byline - Clint Nygursky Today Hollywood announced the death of long time celebrity Kermit the Frog from the swine flu. Investigators have...

*****NEWS BULLETIN***** It has come to our attention, that Facscist Pigs have invaded the Rumble Room. As we understand it at this time, the...

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Found this item on Click 2 Houston, the KPRC station in Houston. Makes ya think about who is in the lane next to ya on the freeway... HOUSTON --...

1. An armed man is a citizen. An unarmed man is a subject. 2. A gun in the hand is better than a cop on the phone. 3. Colt: The original point...

FEBRUARY SALES TAX REVENUES The City of Midland has collected this month's revenue from the State Comptroller's Office. The total amount of...

Stealers Arrested in Tampa Written by Exislanda Story written: 28 January 2009 TAMPA BAY, Fl. Tuesday - In a news conference, the Tampa...

Frustrated by an inability to choose between a Portuguese Water Dog and a Goldendoodle, and concerned that not selecting a dog from a rescue could...

Dear Diary, W. Here. Here it is my last weekend as the presidenty doodle. Yankee doodle dandy. Altogether I think I'm Yankee Doodle dandy....

Academy Award winning actress Halle Berry was chosen today to portray the early years of Barack Obama. The biographical movie will focus on Obama's...