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[rpatterson]

I got an email today in my junk mail that said "Your ex sent me these pictures of you". It got me to thinking, any "ex" I might have would have to be over 10 years ago, so I am thinking to myself...."hmmm, I probably would have looked a lot better back then". Maybe I should have requested copies for myself.

[Macadoo]

Always remember...the google is omnipresent....

Peeing Frenchman suing Google for making him laughing stock
AFP/NEWSCORE
Last Updated: 12:31 PM, March 1, 2012
Posted: 12:30 PM, March 1, 2012

ANGERS, France -- A Frenchman is suing Google for making him the laughing stock of his village after the firm's Street View service put on the internet a picture of him urinating in his garden, his lawyer said Thursday.

"He discovered the existence of this photo after noticing that he had become an object of ridicule," lawyer Jean-Noel Bouillaud told AFP, asking for the name of the village not be published.

The slightly blurred photo shows an individual relieving himself in a garden in the village in the west-central Maine-et-Loire department.

"My client lives in a tiny hamlet where everyone recognized him," said Bouillaud, adding that his client was on his own property and the gate to his garden was closed at the time the photo was taken.

http://www.nypost.com/p/news/interna...kTvmtzqK28MwxI

[westtexasmom]

"I've learned that no matter what happens, or how bad it seems today, life does go on, and it will be better tomorrow. I've learned that you can tell a lot about a person by the way he/she handles these three things: a rainy day, lost luggage, and tangled Christmas tree lights. I've learned that regardless of your relationship with your parents, you'll miss them when they're gone from your life. I've learned that making a "living" is not the same thing as making a "life." I've learned that life sometimes gives you a second chance. I've learned that you shouldn't go through life with a catcher's mitt on both hands; you need to be able to throw something back. I've learned that whenever I decide something with an open heart, I usually make the right decision. I've learned that even when I have pains, I don't have to be one. I've learned that every day you should reach out and touch someone. People love a warm hug, or just a friendly pat on the back. I've learned that I still have a lot to learn. I've learned that people will forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made them feel.”
― Maya Angelou


http://www.goodreads.com/author/quot...3.Maya_Angelou

[Dragonlady]

I got an email today in my junk mail that said "Your ex sent me these pictures of you". It got me to thinking, any "ex" I might have would have to be over 10 years ago, so I am thinking to myself...."hmmm, I probably would have looked a lot better back then". Maybe I should have requested copies for myself.

Ooooh, I got a text on my cell phone that said I've won a thousand dollar WalMart card. What ya say, I'll call that number and we can buy all sorts of picture frames for your pictures.

[bigfatfurrytexan]

OMG....i guess it serves them right for trying to scam money. But still....

[Macadoo]

They'll outlaw these next......

Sun, snow globes ignite fire in Milwaukie home
by Michael Rollins
Posted on March 20, 2012 at 8:43 AM

Updated today at 11:12 AM


MILWAUKIE -- Snow globes left on a window ledge directed sunlight into an intense heat beam that started a couch fire in a Milwaukie home.

The owner said he left the snow globes on a ledge after Christmas and forgot about them, Clackamas Fire District spokesman Steve McAdoo told KGW.

The globes stayed on the shelf, the angle of the sun changing over the months. Saturday, the globes directed intense heat beams at the back of a couch, he said.

Neighbors heard a smoke alarm and called 9-1-1.

"Thank God because the house would have been gone probably in another half an hour," said homeowner Ken Gambell.



http://www.kgw.com/news/Sun-snow-glo...tml?hpt=us_bn7

[rpatterson]

I have had the same home phone number for more than 20 years, but in the last week I have received two phone calls for "Dr. Patterson". Strange after all these years to receive calls from two different people who looked at the number wrong.

[Macadoo]

Go out in style....

J&D’s Foods Sells $3,000 Bacon Coffin to Promote Flavor, FT Says
By Lars Paulsson

J&D’s Foods, the Seattle-based maker of bacon salt and bacon mayonnaise, began to sell a $3,000 coffin to promote the flavor, the Financial Times said.

The steel casket draped in fabric imitating the look of the fried pork meat will help sell J&D's Foods’ range of edible bacon products, the newspaper said, citing an interview with co- founder Justin Esch.

The coffin will also help to meet increasing demand for customized caskets, the paper said, citing Mark Allen, the former chief executive officer of the Casket and Funeral Supply Association of America.

http://www.bloomberg.com/news/2012-0...r-ft-says.html




...in a similar vein...

WMD*

*Weapon of Mass Delectability.

[Dragonlady]

Go out in style....

J&D’s Foods Sells $3,000 Bacon Coffin to Promote Flavor, FT Says
By Lars Paulsson

J&D’s Foods, the Seattle-based maker of bacon salt and bacon mayonnaise, began to sell a $3,000 coffin to promote the flavor, the Financial Times said.

The steel casket draped in fabric imitating the look of the fried pork meat will help sell J&D's Foods’ range of edible bacon products, the newspaper said, citing an interview with co- founder Justin Esch.

The coffin will also help to meet increasing demand for customized caskets, the paper said, citing Mark Allen, the former chief executive officer of the Casket and Funeral Supply Association of America.

http://www.bloomberg.com/news/2012-0...r-ft-says.html




...in a similar vein...

WMD*

*Weapon of Mass Delectability.

The coffin is just so wrong on so many levels but I may be too sensitive right now, although I do like the hand grenade.

[HoustonTX]

Go out in style....

J&D’s Foods Sells $3,000 Bacon Coffin to Promote Flavor, FT Says
By Lars Paulsson

J&D’s Foods, the Seattle-based maker of bacon salt and bacon mayonnaise, began to sell a $3,000 coffin to promote the flavor, the Financial Times said.

I want to be buried in a coffee can.

[Macadoo]

I want to be buried in a coffee can.

...next best thing...

[Macadoo]

I wonder if it's called the The Big Bang Theory effect.....

The 'nerd defense': How violent criminals are turning to thick-framed hipster glasses to persuade juries they are 'more intelligent, more honest'
By Hannah Rand

PUBLISHED: 15:52 EST, 30 March 2012 | UPDATED: 15:52 EST, 30 March 2012

Prosecutors have slammed the use of 'nerd glasses' in court.

Donning thick-rimmed spectacles for court appearances has become a trend amongst criminal defendants in a bid to look more respectable in the eyes of the jury.

Attorneys have started to ask defendants to swear under oath if they are habitual glasses wearers or just have the non-prescription specs for show.

When five men went on trial in Washington DC for first degree murder in March 2010, they all wore large-framed, heavy rimmed glasses, even though none of them had genuine sight problems.

Orlando Carter, 22, Sanquan Carter, 21, Jeffrey Best, 23, Robert Bost, 23, and Lamar Williams, 23, were all accused of fatally shooting five men in southeast Washington.

Assistant U.S. attorney Michael Brittin asked a witness - one of the men who had pleaded guilty to the case - if he'd ever seen the men wearing glasses before the trial, reports the Washington Post.

When he answered 'no', court observers said that the spectacles were an attempt by the accused to ingratiate themselves to the jury.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...#ixzz1qdiK6Awh

Who knew! BCGs can keep you out of jail!

[HoustonTX]

Prosecutors have slammed the use of 'nerd glasses' in court.

Good thing I have nerd glasses. Now, i can be a violent criminal.

[Macadoo]

Good thing I have nerd glasses. Now, i can be a violent criminal.

[Macadoo]

It's finally happened.....

BACON ON A STICK