Judgment Day! May 21, 2011

**Cheesehead** · 05-19-2011, 04:25 PM

Prepare for Judgment Day! Saturday, May 21, 2011

http://www.ebiblefellowship.com/outreach/tracts/may21/

As Pastor of the Church of Perpetual Indulgence, I’ll be holding a service at The Bar tomorrow during Happy Hour! The Last Happy Hour on Earth!

But today, I would advise you load up on all the ammunition you can get your hands on. I expect runs on the supplies at Walmart and Academy in preparation of Satan’s Hoard pouring out of the Gates of Hell, to supplement all the Obama supporters as they assault your homes and places of business.

But at The Bar tomorrow, I’ll be taking reservations for the Church’s holy catacomb, a secret place where only those few who make prepaid reservations will be given access. It’s a very secure location in the middle of nowhere, surrounded by a moat of holy water. Reservations start at $1,000 cash. Sorry, no refunds.

Later, after Happy Hour at The Bar, we’ll be speaking in tongues!

P.S. Don't forget The End of the World, Oct. 21, 2011. Reservations will be accepted in advance only, for those who expect to survive Judgment Day, for a trip to the Church's holy mountain. Be closer to the Creator when the end comes. Reservations start at $2,500. Pack your own lunch!

**Scared Frenchman** · 05-19-2011, 04:38 PM

Cheese,

#1 - You're violating rules regarding posting links and titles.

#2 - Your religiphobia is pathetic.

**nlinecomputers** · 05-19-2011, 05:09 PM

Oct 21st. That is my birthday.

Cylons for the win!

**dngnb8** · 05-19-2011, 08:31 PM

Matthew 24:44
New International Version (©1984)
So you also must be ready, because the Son of Man will come at an hour when you do not expect him.

**Portsider** · 05-19-2011, 10:29 PM

Originally Posted by Cheesehead

Prepare for Judgment Day! Saturday, May 21, 2011

http://www.ebiblefellowship.com/outreach/tracts/may21/

As Pastor of the Church of Perpetual Indulgence, I’ll be holding a service at The Bar tomorrow during Happy Hour! The Last Happy Hour on Earth!

But today, I would advise you load up on all the ammunition you can get your hands on. I expect runs on the supplies at Walmart and Academy in preparation of Satan’s Hoard pouring out of the Gates of Hell, to supplement all the Obama supporters as they assault your homes and places of business.

But at The Bar tomorrow, I’ll be taking reservations for the Church’s holy catacomb, a secret place where only those few who make prepaid reservations will be given access. It’s a very secure location in the middle of nowhere, surrounded by a moat of holy water. Reservations start at $1,000 cash. Sorry, no refunds.

Later, after Happy Hour at The Bar, we’ll be speaking in tongues!

P.S. Don't forget The End of the World, Oct. 21, 2011. Reservations will be accepted in advance only, for those who expect to survive Judgment Day, for a trip to the Church's holy mountain. Be closer to the Creator when the end comes. Reservations start at $2,500. Pack your own lunch!

I wonder which time zone this will begin in?

**Cheesehead** · 05-20-2011, 07:44 AM

Originally Posted by Scared Frenchman

Cheese,

#1 - You're violating rules regarding posting links and titles.

#2 - Your religiphobia is pathetic.

I guess that means you won't be reserving a spot?

**Portsider** · 05-20-2011, 09:12 AM

Heh,Wolfman Jack said the only reason he let the radio preacher's programs on his radio station XERG in Acuna was that they paid their bills on time.

**Cheesehead** · 05-20-2011, 10:14 AM

Info on How to Prepare for the Rapture:

http://www.guardian.co.uk/science/pu.../2011/may/20/2

**Portsider** · 05-20-2011, 11:54 AM

Originally Posted by Cheesehead

Info on How to Prepare for the Rapture:

http://www.guardian.co.uk/science/pu.../2011/may/20/2

nah,I think I'll just smoke a bowl of hydro and wait,I stayed prepared.....

**sherlockhomer** · 05-21-2011, 09:47 AM

I'm just shocked.......shocked I tell you.....that this prediction wasn't accurate.

**bigfatfurrytexan** · 05-21-2011, 02:27 PM

well, i put off all my chores since i was supposed to die today. this sucks. now i have to work double time to get everything done.

oh well...the day isn't over yet. But i don't see any meteors in the sky.