Eat My Shorts, GOP—Debates Prove Obama Can’t Lose

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Or Hairy Pooter and the Chamber of Secretions.

The only person i care about electing is Ron Paul. I would rather 4 more of Obama than to see Gingrich get elected. He is like herpes...the blight that just doesn't stay away.

I'm just posting joles from twitter feeds about the carnival freak show that is the Rethug race.

Paul will never become President. Hell,even Faux News the organ of the Rethug party is now coalescing around Willard the Robot.

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Rick Perry is being included in the next CNN debate thanks to a request from the Make-A-Wish Foundation on behalf of the state of Texas.

[bigfatfurrytexan]

I'm just posting joles from twitter feeds about the carnival freak show that is the Rethug race.

Paul will never become President. Hell,even Faux News the organ of the Rethug party is now coalescing around Willard the Robot.

It may never happen...but i can still hope.

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It may never happen...but i can still hope.

Not may but Will Not Happen

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Thurston Howell III to endorse Mitt Romney. "Lovey and I believe now is the time for all millionaires to stand together against the rabble."

I used to want to be a fundamentalist Christian but I didn't want to think about gay sex so much.

[bigfatfurrytexan]

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Michele Bachmann is now in a very vulnerable place. Herman Cain knows she needs a job.

Do you want to get a lot of angry tweets? Tell the truth that Ron Paul is a 9/11 Truther. That will unleash the crazy.

IN OTHER NEWS: Rick Perry attempted to call on a mannequin today during a Q&A

[Vendetta]

Michele Bachmann is now in a very vulnerable place.

You sound like you belong on how to catch a predator.

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You sound like you belong on how to catch a predator.

Al Gore called MSNBC the 'prison network" LOL You should watch Current TV it might improve your intellect.

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Al Gore called MSNBC the 'prison network" LOL You should watch Current TV it might improve your intellect.

i'll pass shrub.
since your return we have all seen your "improved" intellect.

nb4 "shrub fantasy" denial.

[txradioguy]

i'll pass shrub.
since your return we have all seen your "improved" intellect.

nb4 "shrub fantasy" denial.

If Shrub quits watching Current TV they'll lose 50% of their audience.

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Rick Santorum still maintaining he may have won Iowa, wants that weekend Fox News show bad.

Shorter Mitt Romney: Let's go back to the policies that allowed the largest terrorist attack in US history and then invade the wrong country

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So evangelicals are backing Santorum to stop Romney. Should as be effective as some quality abstinence education.

STILL AMAZED that what RomneyCare offers undocumented workers hasn't come up in a GOP debate http://www.washingtonmonthly.com/pol...ocum033031.php

REMINDER: RomenyCare isn't exactly like ObamaCare. RomneyCare covers abortions, undocumented workers and gay couples.

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Is there another republican debate tonight? I sure hope so. They are better than sitcoms on tv.<*snicker*>

The GOP treats George W. Bush the way Michael Jackson treated Blanket. "He loves being kept locked up in private."

Could someone trick Rick Santorum and Ron Paul into going to the wrong venue tonight?

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Mitt Romney is going to run American like it's a corporation. You'll have your red shirt and name tag by Monday.

If I can find out who was tormenting @RupertMurdoch on Twitter, I'm going to follow them.

Libertarian = GOP who can roll a joint